Hey, kids! Marvedyne, here. You can call me Marve.
Life is hard when you're an ambiguous, reality-altering, possibly metaphorical thingamawhat. I should know. So I'm here to ask a favor. Download this issue of Opplopolis. When people download Opplopolis, my fictionspace folds into the shape of a nine-dimensional hypercrane! It looks HILARIOUS!
Plus, you only have to pay money if you want to!