Hey, kids! Marvedyne, here. You can call me Marve.
Life is hard when you're an ambiguous, reality-altering, possibly metaphorical thingamawhat. I should know. So I'm here to ask a favor. Download this issue of Opplopolis. When people download Opplopolis, it makes me feel like my boson phalanges have been freshly degaussed!
Plus, you only have to pay money if you want to!